When you really wanna make a statement, you get a Big Ass Bat. It’s 5 feet long and weighs a whopping 192 ounces.

Don’t have room for a Big Ass Bat? Get the Little Ass Bat for your desk. Fully customizable at 11 inches long.

Looking for the perfect middle ground? Try the Regular Sized Rudy! Fully customizable at 32 inches.